I don’t usually repost these, but I saw this and really laughed my ass off over it. It’s so trashy and sad, but it’s also funny, especially because of this kid’s expression. Why are all those kids watching?! why is there ANOTHER penis on ANOTHER cake? I hope that one isn’t for the kids!
“On our way home we passed by Fantasies [a strip club] and they had a sign up telling people to come in for the Super Bowl. I came up with a great slogan for them…, ‘Titties and Touchdowns!’ Oh! I just thought of another one. What about, ‘g-strings and g-men?!’ ’Boobies and Budweisers?!’ “
Touchdown, mom… touchdown.
Note: this is NOT my mom… it is, however, the only somewhat relatable photo I could find without branding my computer with slightly x-rated searches, so it will do.
I can’t decide if I feel bad for this dog or I think he’s awesome…. maybe both. The little flippers get me every time.
”I’d like to be the person that people stop and say hello to when they haven’t seen you in ages…. Unless I don’t like them.”
I’ve been super obsessed with Jodeci lately. How could you not be? They’re a true staple of 90’s music. After listening to “Cry For You” about 50 times, and occasionally contemplating my own relationship status, I asked myself two questions:
1.) Jodeci can’t live without their woman for more than an hour: everything you want in a life partner or pathetic and creepy?
2.) Crying for their woman: pussies or secure and strong in their emotions?
I can’t decide on an answer to either, but feel free to contribute yours. I asked myself a lesser question of, “was this written about Mary J. Blige?” as I listened to songs, but that question isn’t as fun.
Begging for your woman after an hour…. Not into it. It’s sort of surprising to think of how subservient the members of Jodeci are in this song. Also, in Freakin’ You, they’re desperate to prove to their lady that they’re into boning her all the time. Either their lady is demanding or they’re not good in bed. If you’re not doing enough to show you like sex with your woman, well…. yikes.
Regardless of your answer, I think Jodeci just might be the kings of sexy, sort of slow jams. As far as their personal lives go… maybe not. Then again, it was the 90s…..
After over a year of struggling with a title for a blog, today a great one finally hit me - Humorosity. Yes, I know it isn’t a word, but that’s the fun of it - the ability to make my own definition of it and in a way, it sort of represents the almost reality of some of the things that happen to me sometimes. Well, thanks to two wasteful people who took humorosity on both tumblr and blogspot, I had to make this blog, humorosity reigns… and well, it does.
So, here we go. Shot number two at a blog. Feel free to check out the old one, here, but in the meantime, know this one will be much better…. so long as I stop being a lazy asshole about posting.
